japanese flag 

When one has consumed a particularly dodgy curry or food dish, the results of which are for one to have a severly inflammed sphincter (hence 'jap flag'). There maybe some discomfort when passing faeces. Jap flag is often associated with sibling terms "turtle head (turtling)", "Ring-Stinger" and "touching cloth"

"That was a dodgy curry last night, I think I'm jap flagging"

"I am experiencing a case of Japanese flag"

"Excuse me your majesty, I must depart immediately, I'm touching cloth and being partiotic I hope I dont wave the jap flag"

"That ring stinger has left me with a severe case of Japanese flag"

japanese flag by El Dinho September 22, 2006

Japanese government 

A group of stupid morons who made a congratulatory address for Dubya's reelection, that will just increase their own nations' body count in Iraq.

Japanese government will keep on licking kornhole of George W. Bush in his second term.

Japanese government by unkn0wn November 3, 2004

Japanese Fire Escape 

When several people get out of a car at a stoplight, and have sex on top of the car. A sex act that is extremely difficult to pull off, and has an extremely high probability of arrest. DO NOT ATTEMPT

Did you see those two have sex on their car??" "No, i can't believe anyone would try the Japanese Fire Escape!

Japanese Fire Escape by hollowed leaf December 28, 2010

Japanese U-boat captain 

When you go down on your girl for so long, that your glasses get fogged up.

I went down on Marci for 54 minutes last night and I looked like a Japanese U-boat captain

Japanese U-boat captain by jcracky April 23, 2013

Japanese Handshake 

The act of a man giving himself oral sex while standing, thusly making him resemble a Japanese man bowing.

Ex: Dude, I totally had a Japanese Handshake on the subway yesterday! High Five!

Japanese Handshake by PhillyPizzaGod May 6, 2014

Japanese Butterfly Kiss 

When two rock hard cocks lightly brush heads together resembling an "Eskimo kiss".

Ryan and Mike looked deep into each other's eyes while they shared a sensual Japanese Butterfly Kiss.

Japanese Butterfly Kiss by DreadyorKnot November 22, 2014

Japanese Girls

Japanese girls are usually one of the rare type in places, besides Japan that the discusting old american and/or caucasian men like, like most other asian girls. {I know from experience, I'm japanese myself.} Often used as sex toys, we are degraded by everyone. Even rappers. (i.e.- Chingy: "Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian. It don't matter what color on this occasion.")

That example just proves it's just all for sex. Even guys use pretty girls.. hell, ugly girls too. Just depends on the kinky level. Oh. Back to the definition. Most males think we are going to cook for them, and clean, and have cute kids.

You got the cute kids part right, but there's no way in HELL I'm going to do that bull for some fake guy. If you think we are, you have another think coming. We'll go samurai on your ass.

Jeff: I want a japanese girl. I heard they're good in bed.
Bob: Dude. Shut the fuck up, they'll kick your ass.

Japanese Girls by Tsuki May 6, 2005