Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

the Iowa

\Noun\

•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•

All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn

1: “Hey Harry? Wanna try doin The Iowa later”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night”
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there”

by Hari the beautiful biCH June 25, 2020

Clinton, Iowa

We all have aids and drugs. Come join us!

Made by a Clinton, Iowa native

by Yourdaddy321 January 19, 2020

Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Springville, Iowa

P.E. Teacher is a probably a sex offender

“I don’t ever want to visit springville, Iowa!”

by Dog2dog April 8, 2019

IOWA

IOWA: Inbreds Out Working Agriculture or
IOWA: I Only Want Amphetamines

Do you know what IOWA stands for?

IOWA: Inbreds Out Working Agriculture or
IOWA: I Only Want Amphetamines
IOWA: In Omaha Without Authorization

by Joe Chuckles May 22, 2024

iowa hot pocket

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family

Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket

by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016