Insomniaing 

When you want to sleep but you’re sleepless and you end up cracking lame jokes to your very funny friend.

Ahmed, Are you insomniaing?

Insomniaing by Van>emad September 1, 2019

Insomniaing 

When you want to sleep but you cannot sleep and you end up cracking lame jokes to your funny, beautiful friend.

Ahmed, are you insomniaing?

Insomniaing by Van>emad September 1, 2019

Insomnia 

The name of the demon that lives inside your brain that eats your sleep making you really sad that your sleep is gone...

I HAVE FUCKING INSOMNIA

Insomnia by Plz kill me UwU January 2, 2020

Insomnia 

What literally every teenager has practically.

Person 1: I couldn’t sleep at all last night... I think I have insomnia

Person 2: me too
A whole group of kids from literally no where: Same
Me, a real diagnosed insomniac: HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HAVE INSOMNIA!!

Insomnia by Black Army Leader #2 January 26, 2020

Insomnia 

The reason why I’m going to be late for all my Zoom classes I have in a matter of hours.

It’s 2:33 AM and I couldn’t sleep, so I’m now on Urban Dictionary trying to come up with a definition for insomnia, a word that really describes me rn.

Insomnia by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Insomniated 

When you got so drunk last night and woke up this morning, you're not hung over, but you're definitely NOT right. Youre sober but it doesnt feel like it.. and everybody else thinks you're fucked up but you're not. You may have slept you might not have. But You really don't know. But you're not tired either. Its like you killed way too many brain cells the night before and you can definitely feel it.

Friend: Dude whats wrong with you? Are you fucked up or drunk or something?

Me: Nah man, I'm just insomniated. You won't believe how fucked up I got last night.

Friend: Just go to bed then

Me: Thats the thing, I'm not even tired though. I just feel like I'm fucked up or something.

Freind: I hate when its like that. Yeah you're definitely insomniated.

Insomniated by Boozie l.p. December 4, 2020

insomniamilkshake 

personé addicted to furries

do you know “insomniamilkshake”
yeah dude aren’t they like addicted to furry porn
yeah bro creepy right

insomniamilkshake by gachaeolfdemon._.uwubakah March 28, 2021