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Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
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Incestigation

An incestigation is a sham investigation conducted by a government agency that has been thoroughly corrupted by the the company or entity it is looking into.
Massachusetts State Police Detective Micheal Proctor is conducting an incestigation and framing innocent people to protect his close family friends.
by FreeKarenRead January 21, 2024
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incestor

an ancestor you have or have had sexual relations with
i love grandma she’s my favourite incestor she’s so wet
by epiccoolman93 January 27, 2024
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incestmore

Incestmore is a person who likes to have sex with their hot sister
Hey is that “incestmore”
by Christian.sanchez07@nvusd.org December 10, 2023
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incestigator

An incestigator is often the role of a social worker who after conducting many “investigations” and lacks fulfillment in life, but has not been trained to use common sense, instigates and incites violent fantasies into the minds of young children, employing psychological tactics to elicit fraudulent responses and reactions in families.
Heather, a social worker for the county, is an incestigator because she cannot conduct an accurate investigation without concluding that some form of incest must have occurred.
by glitch3dabbe February 26, 2024
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Incestorrhoea

It is a type of disability resulting from incest. It typically happens when their family member violently ejaculates inside them and get them pregnant.
*sees a disable person whose parents are siblings*

Person 1: what condition do they have?
Person 2: They have incestorrhoea! Can't you see their parents' face match each other?
by kalp101001 June 23, 2024
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Inception and the Tapes

Something Coast Guard Chiefs go around saying during CCTI.
What did she mean with “Inception and the tapes” this morning?

No one knows.

Why is he saying Inception all the time during this meeting ?

Idk, but he said it like 12 time by now.
by Cats are all gray now June 26, 2024
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