While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
by Vice420 August 20, 2020
Get the Danish Ear Infectionmug. An infection in which mass quantity's of semen get pushed to the back of the throat and in time grows a mossy, moldy paste which cannot be reversed.
by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016
Get the Codje infectionmug. A Rblox game that furry haters go on to kill furries, its just infection tag but furries are the zombies and humans are the humans, kinda obvious. When you're a furry you can punch people and grab people, punching is just a punch that does a little bit of damage, grabbing forces the human to spam the spacebar or for mobile tap the screen 15 times to get out of the furries grasp. Humans can use a bat to hit furries, theres also a metal bat around the map that does more damage, if i'm gonna be honest theres 2 halves of the game, humans that HATE furries, and furries that like being furries in the game, some arguments happen here and there,
by bananas are pretty yummy1234 November 21, 2022
Get the Furry Infectionmug. When someone from New York says the most outrageous, outlandish utter bullshit with wildin' confidence.
YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.
by TheoneAAAAA December 15, 2020
Get the Cap Infectionmug. A infection in which somebody listens to to much Kanye West music. The symptoms are diarrhea, sweaty feet, Tik Tok dances, peeing blood, and death
I've listened to Homecoming to much and I peed blood in the shower last night. I think I have a Kanyeast Infection.
by Uncle Jim Joe November 30, 2020
Get the Kanyeast Infectionmug. Really stinky shit that comes out of a womans vagina that looks like cottage cheese.
It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
Girl 1: “i have a yeast infection!”
Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
Get the Yeast infectionmug. Emma-are the police still there
Carol-yes they won't leave me alone
Emma-so you've got a police infection
Carol-yes they won't leave me alone
Emma-so you've got a police infection
by Caroooootako August 24, 2016
Get the police infectionmug.