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Fart tent

At night, a person knows he or she let loose one of the worse smelling farts of their life so they pull the sheet over their partners head. The partner is trapped, but the smell is so bad they wake in a panic to flee the covers.
Last night I had the stinkiest fart of my life but couldn’t place the smell. Had to give the wife the old fart tent. She woke in a panic and couldn’t escape the covers.
by Just trying June 19, 2018
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Fuck Tent

A tent thats sole purpose is to act as a break area for fucking. Mostly set up at work areas, construction sites, and Roofing tear off jobs. An average fuck tent usually holds anywere from 1-3 hookers at a time.
Hay stu i gotta stop here for a bit and use the fuck tent. Ill be back in about 15.
by Unionworkers65 August 13, 2017
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tent rage

A really pronounced morning boner. Probably in a pair of middle-aged baggy boxer shorts.
He stood in front of us with full-on tent rage
by apeman79 October 2, 2019
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Deep Tent

by Gary1685 July 28, 2023
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Tent hopping

Sleeping every night at a festival in a different tent with a different guy/girl.
Have you heard, Jasmin was tent hopping again. She's such a hoe.
by Blumenkettchen June 22, 2018
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Tent stuf

Sum word a dick head thought up to impres his frends
‘I have love tent stuf
by Bob is bob January 12, 2021
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Hitch a tent

To get an erection.
Bob made out with tina and his friend asked him did you hitch a tent? ( erection)
by Wow123456789 September 26, 2013
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