Surprise ketchup

A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas

I like to surprise ketchup my friends

Dude we just surprised ketchupped amy

by Joeseph0 March 15, 2023

Ketchup Packets

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue

Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!

by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

Canadian Ketchup

Maple syrup.

Pass the syrup eh......you mean the Canadian ketchup eh?

by Panhandlerjerker69 September 8, 2019

Ketchup Cook

A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.

Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.

Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.

by Murrey from Michigan December 18, 2010

Black Ketchup

BBQ Sauce

Can I have some Black Ketchup?
Some what?

Black Ketchup...
Do you mean Barbecue Sauce?

Yeah, Black Ketchup

by Marxcus420 February 19, 2020

Black Ketchup

A really good band that broke up in 2001 because of a loser drummer.

also dried blood, especially on a white shirt

Black ketchup is a totally awesome band... they should reunite.

or

The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar

by pacifistemokid March 1, 2004

Furry Ketchup

When a ladies period blood leaks and bleeds up their maxi pad causing the menstrual jelly to ball up and adhere to their muff.

After Jordan passed out drunk last night with her maxi pad on, she awoke to patch of furry ketchup.

by Butt Crack Rapist June 13, 2011