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Fake jeep

A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.
Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
by Merciless dump July 28, 2023
mugGet the Fake jeepmug.

Hair Jeep

A Horse, you ride, and has hair, its a form of transportation, Thus meaning HAIR JEEP!
Im gunna take my hair jeep on a trail ride.
by JONNY WALKMAN April 9, 2011
mugGet the Hair Jeepmug.

Rule of Jeep

No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.
3500 for your xj, are you crazy. What about the Rule of Jeep!
by supadoop October 8, 2020
mugGet the Rule of Jeepmug.

jeep building syndrome

jeep building syndrome is a very sad one, its when you build jeeps every few seconds without consent :(
Ah shit not again! i made another one... i think i have jeep building syndrome
by some stupid guy September 5, 2023
mugGet the jeep building syndromemug.

Jeep girl

by anonymous December 21, 2021
mugGet the Jeep girlmug.

shot a jeep

Alternative description for flipping someone off, giving someone the bird, etc...
That dude cut me off, so I rolled down my window and shot a jeep at him.
by Fpt125 May 28, 2016
mugGet the shot a jeepmug.

Jeep gang

Jeep gang, jeep gang, jeep gang, jeep gang.
Me: jeep gang

Squad:jeep gang
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust December 16, 2023
mugGet the Jeep gangmug.

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