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Womb Day

Womb Day has the same concept as a birthday, because it’s the day you left the womb. However, unlike birthday, Womb Day is clumsy and full of mistakes because you’re back to zero. Womb Day is a good excuse when you’re making a mess of everything. People will accept it even if it isn’t your actual Womb Day
- stop! You’re making a mess of everything

- I can’t help it! It’s my Womb Day
by The Vengahorse March 30, 2024
mugGet the Womb Daymug.

warm womb

I,m warm womb,I,m screwed up,I,m no gay today...leaving me, you ,ll know!
by bad,good? December 24, 2019
mugGet the warm wombmug.

Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.
After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!
by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014
mugGet the Broomed the wombmug.

womb mallot

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.
did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot
by 468469468385 February 28, 2017
mugGet the womb mallotmug.

womb wettin

The act of inseminating a woman during sex. A creampie, especially a large creampie.
Adam Jones: I went womb wettin last night on accident, while fucking Chelsey Wyant

Joe Smith: You better hope she doesn’t get pregnant bro
by Perry P. Pounder May 2, 2021
mugGet the womb wettinmug.

Womb womb

#womb womb is a word to mimic the cry sound
its used by people to say "cry about it"
Jessie:omg! i dont think thats fair i should've have won the price
jake:#womb womb
by yourFellowSTAY March 26, 2024
mugGet the Womb wombmug.

master womb

The woman who possesses the strongest period, therefore women around her get their period at the same time and continue on the same cycle.
Emily is the master womb in the apartment. We all get our periods the same day as her.
by Master Womb March 7, 2016
mugGet the master wombmug.

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