Flesh Conkers

The male genitals, ball sack, bollocks, nuts or testicles

The man was really rude to the lady so she botted him in his flesh conkers

by fleshconker May 19, 2011

Flesh Bunking

During an economic turndown or quarantine there is only one twin bed to be used by three or more males. They resort to stacking naked one on top of another interlocking with their penis penetrating the anus of the gentleman above. Thus result in a stable jenga like sleeping platform for all the bro’s.

Hey bro’s, there’s only one bed in this house, and there’s five of us... are you guys up for flesh bunking?

by Silverback6996 May 11, 2020

Flesh Fiddle

When someone puts a dick on their shoulder, much like a Fiddle, and plays the shaft with a Bow as if they were playing Fiddle in a folk band.

Sally: “My shoulder is sore from playing so much Flesh Fiddle tonight Farmer Joe!!”
Joe: “Well don’t you want to be apart of the band?!”

by FiddleCastro May 4, 2021

Flesh button

When a man has a full bush and only the tip of penis is showing.

When the naked Asian jumps out of the trunk in the hangover he had a total flesh button.

by LaffyLULU July 17, 2011

flesh hat

When one eat's out a really fat girl and must rest her large stomach on his/her head.

Stacy gave Mike a stylish flesh hat as he plunged his head into her oversized labia.

by Nu_AGe July 26, 2006

flesh apron

see gunt.

when she took off those skin tight party pants she had a flesh apron the size of a buick.

by grinder November 27, 2003

Flesh Surfer

A Flesh Surfer is someone with a fetish for the 'larger' members of the opposite sex. The idea being that you have to slap a leg and catch the first wave in. Beginner Flesh Surfers should be advised to stay between the flags.

"Hey Alex, That's the 5th big'un in a row. Your a professional Flesh Surfer"

by Doc Hero March 28, 2009