steel chair

1- A metal instrument used for sitting.

2- More commonly related to wrestling where this basic insutrument can become a weapon of violence, pain, rage, anger, surprisingly, satisfaction.

Oh no, he's going for the steel chair!

by ..::matthew::.. July 16, 2004

squidward on a chair

The chair that squidward sits on is half way in fact.

Woooh Half Way There OOOOH SqUIdwARD oN a ChaiR.

by When You Means Tree February 11, 2018

Orgasm Chair

A chair with a dildo/vibrator attatched to it. A person, normally female but often male, is strapped in and has the dildo turned on, while they have the time of their life.

I had a go on my grandmother's Orgasm Chair.

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

Chair Envy

-adj- One who desires to sit in the chair you have. Sometimes it's the last chair, sometimes it's not even your chair, but you long to sit down and be comfortable.

The people on the stairs looked over at us, and in their eyes we could see the chair envy.

by shamrock2580 August 2, 2009

Chair Vulture

Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.

Josh stole my seat he is such a chair vulture!!!!

by Brick October 13, 2004

Chair Sit

When you're so drunk that you have to just sit in a chair for a while and watch the party. Then you rally and get up an hour later. It doesn't count if you puke.

He was so drunk he did 3 chair sits last night.

by Chairsitcity November 25, 2011

A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.

Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones

by 000000000000009000000000000000 May 21, 2011