Joey Infection

A infection caused when a man named joey touches you or aids.

Joey touched my dick yesterday and now I have the Joey Infection.

by Nutsackeaters September 13, 2017

8th infantry division

Name for a group of 8the graders that fight often, but also verbally assault people. Usually consists of 4 jocks, 1-2 wannabe jocks and 1 girl who is mostly passive but bitchy.

Also 8th Infantry for short.

I'd go if I were you. I heard that the 8th infantry division is gonna come fuck shit up.

by Code_Maker February 13, 2018

4th Infantry

That group of friends that are always smoking weed.

Originated from the 4th infantry division being based out of Colorado.

Are the 4th infantry pulling up to the party later?

Yeah they’ll be here in a bit with the payload.

by AustinF3 July 5, 2018

Oversized Infectious Woobstick

A titanic sized, infectious woobstick.

Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Vorheest Infection

A viscous bacterial infection of the women’s coochie; named after a specific and original victim, the Vorheest Infection, in short, feels like battery acid and fire ant smoothie on your cooter.

“I cannot believe I am suffering from a Vorheest Infection... I should have stayed protected...”

by caitdawg April 19, 2021

plumbing infection

whenever a fat mexican tells you to flush a fat lollipop down the toilet and then the fat lollipop gets stuck

Kenzie: this lollipop is gross
Zo: Flush it down the toilet

Kenzie: no thats gonna make a plumbing infection

by Drsteinscoat June 4, 2023

literal infant

a baby with no mental capacity and an IQ of under 10, see also skibidi toilet fan

Person 1: how old is your son?
Person 2: he's 3 weeks old, he's a literal infant.

by the tender defender August 8, 2023