idiot

(n.) Someone that is reading this definition at this exact moment

You are an idiot for looking up the word "idiot"

by Anonomous Boi March 22, 2006

idiot

A creature common to most regions of the planet, easily identifiable by markings resembling the words "Abercrombie," "Billabong," "Nike," etc., and by its shrill Tweeting call.

Shhh! Did you hear that? That was the cry of the North American idiot!

by IllogicalTendencies July 07, 2009

idiot

Male species

"Men should be locked up underground and used to reproduction purposes only."

by Mercurial June 02, 2004

idiot

That's what most people on the internet are!

Wow idiots flock to that website like no tomorrow.

by 1-2-3 you're on me. December 02, 2009

Idiot

Girls who write their names in the Urban Dictionary and describe themselves as goddesses

Victoria: A name given to the most ridiculously amazing, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, incrediSHUT UP, I BET YOU'RE UGLY AS HELL GOD DAMMIT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

by MekAC February 10, 2015

Idiot

A really stupid person.

Person on server: LOL OMG you ded noob lololol eat lead bitch
Me: What idiot would find that crap funny?

by (◉ᴥ◉) July 30, 2018

Idiot

Greek; A private Individual, assuming all knowledge & facts without the consultation of others.

Don't be an idiot.

by verfspoked August 10, 2019