i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!

I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!

One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.

by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008

I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

by Souperior March 1, 2019

when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF

the process of eating booty and getting fool from it

guy: bro im hungry
me: when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF
guy:yo good idea

by Cash_Carter June 3, 2021

Am i right or am i left

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.

1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?

by troytyggis55 January 9, 2017

I wish I were born a boy

I wish i were a boy means that you're a ftm crying over wanting to be a "real boy" tho you were never a girl.

Me: I wish I were born a boy
My bestie: wow...OK

Me: casually cries.

by Plzdontcallmefag December 16, 2022

I love you but I hate you

I love you but you're so dumb and cute that I hate you.

greg ur so fucking dumb I love you but I hate you

by uwuverybestegirl October 28, 2020

i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

Google humo(u)r

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022