i love you but i am not in love with you

When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.

Girl: We are gonna have to break up?

Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...

Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...

:(

by purplepurple October 22, 2009

i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!

I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!

One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.

by tidiris tulzwick March 01, 2007

when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF

the process of eating booty and getting fool from it

guy: bro im hungry
me: when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF
guy:yo good idea

by Cash_Carter June 03, 2021

I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

by Souperior March 01, 2019

I wish I were born a boy

I wish i were a boy means that you're a ftm crying over wanting to be a "real boy" tho you were never a girl.

Me: I wish I were born a boy
My bestie: wow...OK

Me: casually cries.

by Plzdontcallmefag December 17, 2022

I love you but I hate you

I love you but you're so dumb and cute that I hate you.

greg ur so fucking dumb I love you but I hate you

by uwuverybestegirl October 28, 2020

Am i right or am i left

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.

1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?

by troytyggis55 January 09, 2017