Revive me bro, I got Ray Gun

You gotta revive him he got ray gun

Nathaniel: Don’t Go Down Chris

Chris: KID IM DOWN ALREADY

Nathaniel: Bruhhhhhh
Chris: Revive me bro, I got Ray Gun

by NateTooSmoove January 13, 2020

help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato May 6, 2018

i got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

This phrase was made famous by Christopher Walken in the SNL sketch "More Cowbell". He plays a famous record producer, who insists that Blue Oyster Cult increase the volume of the cowbell in their studio recording takes of "Don't Fear the Reaper".

Walken (as record producer): "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

by Moose Boy May 2, 2008

I got my braces off, din' I?

It is said when one has taken a large burden off their shoulders, such as completing coursework, having sex, or having their braces taken off.

Woah, Anson, you look happy today.

Yeah mate, I got my braces off, din' I?

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

You don't know what I got

A phrase originated by Corey Baker to express that Sonni does not know what he has

"You don't know what I got Sonni"

by Reeis myname November 4, 2011

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.

The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.

The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.

Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!

by Painted in Laughter October 11, 2008

Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

The literal worst instagram caption you can ever use. If you use this you will get bullied

Did you see demarcus's caption? it was Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

by danielkhan December 27, 2018