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Hypocrite

A type of person who tells you not do do something, but turns around and does it themselves. They can sometimes resemble Fred Savage as a child
Man, Fred Savage said not to get involved in my girlfriend's problems, but then proceeded to get involved himself. That is class A Hypocrite status
by Cynicism Hurts bro 'Dabs' December 10, 2016
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hypocrititis

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?

Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7

Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle

Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.

Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?
by sol loves the life June 25, 2009
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Hypocrite

Isn't it interesting how the people in most need of their own advice are the same ones telling other people to be kind, be nice, do good, or to be themselves?
by Solid Mantis December 29, 2020
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Hypocrite

Someone who condemns somebody else for doing something that they themselves either are doing or have been doing.
Amy is a Hypocrite for accusing me of lying and cheating, when she was the one that lied and cheated on me!
by TheReal92 December 9, 2020
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Hypocrite

Someone who condemns someone else for doing something that they are either doing or have been doing.
Amy is a hypocrite for accusing me of lying and cheating, when she was the one that cheated and lied to me!
by TheReal92 December 9, 2020
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hypocrite

Someone who berates people for having some kind of a "problem" but is absolutely oblivious to the fact that they have the exact same problem.
Neoliberal: *goes on a rant saying how minimal social spending is the first step towards a communist dictatorship*
Also neoliberal: *rejects participative democracy and trade unions while casually mentioning his admiration of Pinochet*

Socialist who's debating him: "And don't you think this makes you a hypocrite?
by KahsbGdgz January 5, 2020
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