hypesypha

(noun) The absolute worst rapper on the planet; A human being with a substandard level of intelligence that suffers from artistic retardation.

i.e. Did you hear Adam's new son? He's such a hypesypha. I'm so done.

by Jarvis Pinkerton January 11, 2014

Hypochristian

People who act holier than thou and are just real scumbags. They lie,cheat, steal, and adulterate then go to church on Sunday to make themselves feel better about fucking people over.

Did you know Chris our kids youth pastor had twins last week? Yes I do. I also know he has been fucking the new secretary at work in the break room. Seriously? What a hypochristian!

by Bmfsnatch March 30, 2015

Hypochrist

A person claiming to be a devout and holy Christian who is quick to pontificate, judge and condemn others for being sinners, who is later caught doing the exact things they were quick to condemn others for.

Josh Duggar is a hypochrist}

by Redmenace Martin May 30, 2015

hypochondreate

One who can't just be a hypochondriac but has the urge to give their own diagnosis on anybody who in that persons perspective is out of the norm.

It seems whenever Jessica is around people who look pallid. she has a tendency to hypochondreate.

by Blitzed4lyfe20 January 21, 2017

hypoclit

A person who indulges in hypocrisy and is also a complete cunt.

Pence and Ryan tweeted that calls to ban Muslims from entering the US were unconstitutional, but stood silent in the face of Trump's executive order? What a couple of fucking hypoclits.

by EddieBakerVA January 28, 2017

Hypobootaemia

A medical affliction common among the youth populations of the world, defining a lack, or shortage, of Booty Pictures in one’s life.
Associated side effects of Hypobootaemia include: Increased blood pressure, Depression and on rare occasion a painful occurence streetnamed ‘Blue Balls.’
Treatment for Hypobootaemia is simply an introduction of a constant supply of Booty Pictures to the patient until happiness is achieved.

Person 1: Hey, want to go out to eat later?
Person 2: Sorry, I can’t, major case of Hypobootaemia.

by PretzelDolphin October 19, 2017

Hypeshit

when the music is so intense it makes you wana get off your damn chair and jump out the nearest window because you just suddenly feel like it

guy1: hey dude did you listen to the song that DSG uploaded yesterday
guy2: yeh boi that was some intense hypeshit if i do say so myself

by gayererness March 13, 2018