The Houdini

The other definitions have missed the point of the Houdini. Regardless of the preamble, one most conclude the Houdini, not just by jizzing in the partner's eyes, but by then, yelling "Houdini" in a high pitched voice and runnign away, having "dissappeared" by the time their eyes are clear.

When I was fellating Stephen yesterday, he jizzed in my eyes, creating a harsh burning sensation, then ran away yelling, "HOUDINI!!!" I mean wtf, mate?

by namelockis May 4, 2005

Houdini Darth Vader

Another twist on the classic Houdini, start off in the normal houdini fashion (doing your lady from the rear) while breathing heavily in her ear as though you have a severe respiratory condition.

Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on the hapless victims back, when she turns around unleash your man-milk into her face and shout "I AM YOUR FATHER!" to which she should reply "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Christ your mum really enjoyed the Houdini Darth Vader last night Steve"

"does that mean we're related?"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008

Houdini Ong-Bak

When you are doing a girl from behind and right as you are about to shoot your seed you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you've cum. She turns around and you bust it right in her eye, followed by crushing her skull with your elbows, a la "Ong-Bak"...

Ultranick: How'd things go with that chick last night?

Birfs: You won't be seeing her again. She was too clingy so I gave her the ol' Houdini Ong-Bak... just don't tell the coppers.

by Pierre Lecavillier January 31, 2007

houdini shit

Crazy shit

(doors slams by itself)

Man: O hell no dats some houdini shit

by adrian kilpat. July 5, 2009

houdini egg salad

Houdini Egg Salad is a saying from the Midwest. This phrase stems from a situation in which a male and female fornicating are interrupted by a person(usually another male), who is hiding in the closet. This closet dweller pounces out of the closet, just before the other male is about to "hoagie slap" said female, and the sexing couple is doused with a combination of mustard, mayonnaise, and, of course, hard boiled eggs.

"Did you hear Cory got Houdini Egg Saladed last Thursday?"
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."

by donthatemecuzuaintme October 18, 2012

Houdini

Pulling a chair put from under someone before they sit down.

Your friend goes to sit down at a table and you pull the chair causing them to fall to the floor and you say, "you just got Houdinied bitch. Now you see it, now you don't. Abracadabra bithc!"

by deeelo February 20, 2015

Houdini a bitch

When you are fucking a chick in the pitch black and you excuse yourself for a second, while quietly letting your friend to come into the room and finish the job as you walk outside and wave to her through the window.

Dude last night me and Kyle finally got to Houdini a bitch.

by Urbanman10 October 30, 2016