hoberty

1. A skiddish and goofy person who likes to exaggerate his ability to do certain things.

2. Someone who can't drink

3. Peewee

"Man you can't drink, you straight up hoberty"

by The Guy87601 September 8, 2011

Hoebell Flute Bridge

The sexual act of performing oral pleasure on a woman's genitalia whilst keeping the lower back off the floor

I performed a hoebell flute bridge on her last night

by Bagsandbacks04 July 29, 2016

Hoeber

An Uber filled with hoes.

Check out this hoeber in the quad.

by Evan Vanderhoff February 2, 2017

homberg

The most hateful, terrible, and retarded person known to man. Denies love and positivity. Usually wears his pants too high. Not a smoker of loud or a blower of phat clouds.

Chris: "Man, that guy Aron is such a HOMBERG...."
Gage: "I totally agree, he took all of my loud."

by DankFaRev February 6, 2018

Horbal constant

When you can't win the scientific debate argument, and accuse your opponent's method in being a simple product of existing data to a random constant and a falsification of results. Multiplication by Horbal constant is easy to understand by masses and makes click-baity headlines.
In original form Horbal constant equals 0.888.

- We need to accuse them in faking the results.

- Let's use Horbal constant, it always works!

by AHorbal February 8, 2020

Hobernation

The period between mid-autumm and mid-spring when most women bundle up and expose less skin.

I love spring. All the girls start coming out of hobernation.

by Lexoh January 14, 2021

Hooberstank

A descriptive word to describe a bad smell coming from male genitalia, usually between a man's ball sack and his anus.

I went to rim his ass out tongue deep, I was put off because his hooberstank

by Superliability January 31, 2021