Scran the hoop

Anything in the way of eating or licking someone’s anus or having it done to you.

Missed out on my dinner earlier. Oh well. I think my girls coming over I’ll scran the hoop.

by Pseudowho69 April 24, 2021

Poop Hoop

A synonym of a toilet ball.

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

hoops and hoes

a phrase in referance to the bigger the hoop (jewelry), the bigger the hoe/rich hoe.

"girl, yo hoop so big, you a gigantic hoe!!!"

"hoops and hoes are awesome, dude"

by squirrelding June 23, 2014

Shut hoop

Shut Hoop is a mild version of texting the phrase Shut up. It can be used as a way to not hurt your friends but also let them know they need to shut up.

Mino you need to Shut Hoop

by RingaRingaRinga June 8, 2020

hoop hunny

A girl who chases basketball players

Yo, she sleeps with a bunch of basketball players! "What a hoop hunny"

by basketball78662 March 7, 2014

Classroom Hoops

When you have an unwanted piece of paper in a classroom, and you don't feel like wasting the energy (And creating the awkward moment when everyone looks at you when you get up and throw something away) by walking to the trash can to throw it away. So instead, you tap your neighbor on the shoulder and say "Check this". While you crunch up the piece of paper, you imagine yourself making a perfect shot into the trash can in slow motion. As you release the paper ball one of two things can happen: 1)You already know you completely missed and you will look like a complete idiot for wasting your neighbor's (And possibly the girl you still need to ask out's) time to see you throw a piece of paper on the ground. 2) You will make the impossible shot directly into the trash can and get thumbs up and pats on the backs by everyone who saw you perform the feat.

*Takes place in a boring science lesson
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!

by duckinator617 July 27, 2010

Baggy Hoop

Where ones arse has become slack from severe anal penetration.

Gertrude, why does your bottom whistle when you run?

Leroy was in me last night and has left me with a baggy hoop.

by Abuttyout December 12, 2013