Scran the hoop

Anything in the way of eating or licking someone’s anus or having it done to you.

Missed out on my dinner earlier. Oh well. I think my girls coming over I’ll scran the hoop.

by Pseudowho69 April 24, 2021

Tony Hoops

Don’t be fooled by the name because they suck at basketball. He is one that loves big juicy balls, and is also clueless about most things. He could be compared to Patrick the Star because most often you find him living under a rock.

Man that idiot is such a Tony hoops.

by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022

Poop Hoop

A synonym of a toilet ball.

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Classroom Hoops

When you have an unwanted piece of paper in a classroom, and you don't feel like wasting the energy (And creating the awkward moment when everyone looks at you when you get up and throw something away) by walking to the trash can to throw it away. So instead, you tap your neighbor on the shoulder and say "Check this". While you crunch up the piece of paper, you imagine yourself making a perfect shot into the trash can in slow motion. As you release the paper ball one of two things can happen: 1)You already know you completely missed and you will look like a complete idiot for wasting your neighbor's (And possibly the girl you still need to ask out's) time to see you throw a piece of paper on the ground. 2) You will make the impossible shot directly into the trash can and get thumbs up and pats on the backs by everyone who saw you perform the feat.

*Takes place in a boring science lesson
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!

by duckinator617 July 27, 2010

Cock a hooped

It's when you're jazzed or DELIGHTED that your significant other is there.

Sarah was cock a hooped to discover a wild Derek was in the neighborhood adjacent to where she be kicking it.

by Sally from the valley August 22, 2023

Hoop Spin

In a basket ball game when someone does or does not get a basket and the ball spins around the hoop

Shiiit, we were 1 point behind and i thought he was gonna get it in but he fucked it up with a hoop spin./
YES! i was sure the ball was gonna go out but he didnt! fantastic hoop spin by michael

by ~~.:Hector:.~~ November 18, 2007

hoop hunny

A girl who chases basketball players

Yo, she sleeps with a bunch of basketball players! "What a hoop hunny"

by basketball78662 March 7, 2014