Hoodie whore

A girl who only wants a guy for his hoodies.

Guy1: “Yo dude i think Jess likes me ye”
Guy2: “ nah bro she’s just a hoodie whore”
Guy1: “ what’s a hoodie whore?”
Guy2: “ she don’t find u attractive she finds ur hoodies attractive”
Guy1: “ damn...”

by Hoodiewhore1 November 22, 2019

dream hoodie

Something a virgin wears, an ugly piece of clothing

Person 1 “did you see Barthalamuel’s dream hoodie?”

Person 2 “Yeah no wonder he lives in his mom’s basement.”

by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022

hoodie weenie

That section at the bottom of a zip-up hoodie that pokes up when you're sitting down as if it were a boner.

Do you have a boner? No, my hoodie weenie just won't stay down.

by 12!07 January 20, 2014

Hoodie Yad

A youtuber who has way too much free time and likes to act like he knows stuff. favorite slang is cattta, young boy , and PAUSEEEE

whose that young boy oh its just hoodie yad

by Sr. Kauser April 20, 2022

Purple Hoodie

The offical center of a Scene outfit.
P.S. view scene style or scene clothes

OMFGZZ!!!! His purple hoodie is sooo Scenelisious :D

by Lovelyloser <3 October 16, 2008

minecraft hoodie

a fucking huge nerd

Guy 1: Oh yeah I browse reddit alllll day
Guy 2: you fucking minecraft hoodie
Guy 1: You Are So Rude Boi Im Gonna Downvote That X'dddd

by dickmungus January 14, 2017

The Hoodie Effect

This is when you see someone with a hoodie, and you find them attractive without realizing it. This only works on some people, and you will probably stare at that person for a long time.

He has The Hoodie Effect on me, he's so hot!

by zulily123 May 9, 2014