Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.

Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"

by Elizastoneshaper February 21, 2024

Haokip

A Surname used In Northeast India
From the kuki tribe and has many brothers and sisters (surnames) like Kipgen.
Sadly no one cares to write about Northeast India :(

Haokip is a surname only for actual human

(dont take it seriously, its a joke for crying out loud)

by Anonymous_head July 7, 2025

Hugar Hookies

Pronounced like sugar cookies, but with an 'h'. Synonymous to skanks or baby prostitues.

Y'all are a bunch of hugar hookies

Look at those hugar hookies working the corner

by Sloane Boner February 4, 2010

Butcher-Hooking

In contrast to spit-roasting in which two males take a single female in the mouth and box simultaneously, butcher-hooking is when a single male takes multiple females on multiple poles simultaneously: cock, tongue and even fingers….a hole on each pole, bod on each rod, or, more viscerally, piece of meat on each hook.

Rob: Those three hot milfs from the club last night were still all over me in the bed this morning.
Jack: Bru! I guess you were a butcher-hooking muthafucka.

by xurdy999 July 28, 2020

doki_hoki_poki

The funniest instagrammer on the block. Guaranteed to make you laugh unless it’s about the owl house. Fuck the owl house

Hey hey hey!!! Did did did you you you see see see the the the new new new doki_hoki_poki post post post post??? It’s it’s it’s great great great. I I I fucking fucking fucking hate hate hate the the the owl owl owl house house house

by Fuck you kys lsoer May 29, 2022

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023