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herbstock

(n) Variation of herb. A herb of herbs. Poser who tries too hard to act and look cool. If you look at somebody and have an urge to punch them in the face, they are a herb. If you look at somebody and feel the urge to go get a baseball bat, they are a herbstock.
I saw this wasted herbstock stumbling around outside Wrigley Field last night. I think he was pissed the cubs lost. He had a popped collar, barbed wire tattoo, and was drinking Sparks.
by TheGovana July 30, 2010
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Hercules

The sweetest guy in the freaking world, and can be really loud around his friends. If you get a chance to date him DO NOT PASS IT UP!!! He's the hottest, sweetest, funniest, smartest, best kissing guy you will ever meet.
"Wait, hold up, you are dating Hercules? Omg you are so Lucky!"
by Lilith127 December 27, 2020
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HERassment

Differing from the standard derogatory "harassment"...

1. Herassment is an adjective indicating a male's infatuation with a female's behind as she walks by... followed by an audible expression of desire to possess it!

2. Can also be used as an expression of rejection... Seeing Herassment she was leaving me!
Look at the booty on that chick... She's giving me a bad case of herassment! I'd love to butter those buns!
by DallasDude52 March 6, 2010
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Herbst Maneuver

The minimum time-reversal of direction - a potential / kinetic energy exchange.

In practice, a backflip from one sexual position to another.
Bob almost hit the ceiling after performing a Herbst Maneuver on Betty!
by MAE '12 November 11, 2010
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Herps

Short for genital gerpes. Usually contracted from skanky ass bitches.
Damn man, i told you would get the Herps if you didn't wear a rubber! now look at you, you've got that shit all over your dick!
by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 25, 2010
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Herbs

Another word for weed, or crow, or most commonly known cannabis
Call billy and ask him if he has any herbs.. or ... Im just smoking some herbs.
by South chick November 2, 2010
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herdster

A generic hipster who mindlessly follows trends, whose supposedly cutting edge fashion sense leaves them looking just like everyone else.
At that Grizzly Bear and Band of Horses show in Williamsburg, all the girls were wearing short dresses with wide belts. They aren't hipsters, they are herdsters.
by AArtaud June 25, 2010
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