having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!

by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

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have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)

"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"

by Muntus October 15, 2013

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Happy having

Happy having means to have sex with the same gender

Boy: Am goin to do happy having on you
Other boy: Cool

by Jojofan08 October 26, 2019

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Have a relax

Where you have good intentions to relax but your whole body and thoughts take you to Manhattan. You end up being a high class escort who just can’t have a relax

Shardequa was on day three of a bender paid for by her latest client. As she racked another gram, she sighed, when am I ever going to have a relax? Then she ate four more pills and dropped two tabs. Have a lack of a dictionary definition Missy out for more pills and drop to have a lighter say I want to come home after work and then my dam Lena kids and then my my way to kids want to interrupt me but I just want to have a relax

by shardymchardy April 3, 2021

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Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

by mm.spook👻 January 13, 2021

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Have a cheeseburger

Means just chill out , calm down .

Could also be like a I don't care attitude

Example 1:
John: Dude you forgot my shoes !!!?!

Cameron: My bad dude ill bring them tomorrow , have a cheeseburger ...

Example 2 :
John: I won all the science fairs so far !

Cameron: Have a cheeseburger ..

by Zexonlamez August 1, 2011

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