Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.

Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.

by Dirky D. May 19, 2018

have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)

"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"

by Muntus October 15, 2013

have a kick

The act of gay sex between two extremely homosexual football players.

“Hey cunt, wanna have a kick?”
“Yeah mate!”
*gay sex*

by ihaveaUTI August 28, 2020

have a slash

An Australian term which means to pee.

Hold on mate, I'll be back soon, I just need to have a slash

by PlumBum82 April 26, 2019

Happy having

Happy having means to have sex with the same gender

Boy: Am goin to do happy having on you
Other boy: Cool

by Jojofan08 October 26, 2019

Have a relax

Where you have good intentions to relax but your whole body and thoughts take you to Manhattan. You end up being a high class escort who just can’t have a relax

Shardequa was on day three of a bender paid for by her latest client. As she racked another gram, she sighed, when am I ever going to have a relax? Then she ate four more pills and dropped two tabs. Have a lack of a dictionary definition Missy out for more pills and drop to have a lighter say I want to come home after work and then my dam Lena kids and then my my way to kids want to interrupt me but I just want to have a relax

by shardymchardy April 3, 2021

Have a cheeseburger

Means just chill out , calm down .

Could also be like a I don't care attitude

Example 1:
John: Dude you forgot my shoes !!!?!

Cameron: My bad dude ill bring them tomorrow , have a cheeseburger ...

Example 2 :
John: I won all the science fairs so far !

Cameron: Have a cheeseburger ..

by Zexonlamez August 1, 2011