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hampton university

Hampton University is a prestigious Historically Black University that serves as an educational foundation for progressive young African Americans. All Hamptonians are not snobby; there is a diverse student body with people from all walks of life. Simply put—we work hard, play hard and have goals and ambitions that do not include associating with people who misspell simple words such as “pride” or refer to our incredibly influential university as “a black school”.
Anyone who thinks Hampton University’s women are “stuck up or gold diggers” isn’t good enough to catch one…that’s because we know we deserve better.
by loveandhappiness December 9, 2008
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hampster

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.
by hardxcunt July 12, 2006
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Hampshire Middle School

Hampshire Middle School is a school on the main road of the Village of Hampshire, Illinois. It's not big, but not small. The building used to house both the middle school and the high school, which relocated to an overly-large building in 2008.

Hampshire Middle School doesn't excel in any one category, but doesn't lack in any one category either. It's your average semi-competitive middle school.

The best part of this school is sixth grade. Sixth grade in Hampshire is very carefree. As is seventh grade, however when you look back at seventh grade - you regret it. Eighth grade is awful for one reason, and one reason only: drama. Hampshire Middle School is known for its drama and slutty girls. See, the slutty girls make false drama, which causes more drama, which causes more false drama, which causes a big group of people to become involved in this drama.

The school is not very lenient. HMS won't let you get away with anything that isn't "school-appropriate." By "school-appropriate," they mean that if it appears slightly wrong it's automatically the worst thing you could possibly do.
"Hey, I'm transferring to Hampshire Middle School next year.. what should I do?"
"Don't make friends.. or at least don't get too close to anyone. You'll get sucked in to some drama with a girl and her boy-toy sooner or later."
by I.N. Phoenix August 18, 2012
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New Hampshire Sales Tax

Money stolen by a prostitute after her john has already paid her for her services.

So named because New Hampshire has no sales tax. This term was coined by an unlucky customer who stated "I knew they must have gotten it somewhere."
After I passed out that bitch took her New Hampshire Sales Tax.
by gothhenge September 22, 2004
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New Hampshire Fats

Minor League Baseball team affiliated with the Boston Red Sox. The New Hampshire Fats play in JJGII's backyard in Candia New Hampshire.
Guimond injured his ankle playing for the New Hampshire Fats.
by John Joseph Guimond II April 13, 2008
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New Hampshire hotpocket

Taking a dump in a woman's mouth then proceeding to oral
SQ- I gave your mom a New Hampshire hotpocket last night.
The Lobstah- SQ, you're a tool...
by The Savage Baboon January 19, 2009
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hamph

wen u r extremely hungry n all u wanna do is eat as quick as possible or generally used as a word 2 replace munching
i wanna hamph this chicken now!
by smellay January 1, 2007
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