Hannes

A masculine given name originating from Scandinavia, a Hannes is usually of aryna viking heritage and is therefore tall, naturally good looking and light of hair. Hannes is a very smart, funny and nice man with great looks. Everybody loves hanging around a Hannes. His dick is usually enormous in girth leading him to be a natural sex god and he always has the hottest woman locked down in a relationship.

Girl 1: Don't turn around, but the tallest sexiest Swedish guy is standing behind you..
Girl 2: *Turns around* Oh my god, his name has got to be Hannes!

by throwaway981 May 16, 2017

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Hannes

Hannes is a big chinese with eyes like this -.- . He have a big asian dick and likes to fuck as many Girls as possible.

Wow look at Hannes! He have a big dick!

by djxjfjc September 7, 2017

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Hanes Park

adjective.

To be downright dusty in every possible way

"There's trash everywhere and I spotted two people getting it on in the bushes. This place is so Hanes Park!"

by Dave Ho November 3, 2017

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Haines tax

The overly exorbitant amount that people are willing to pay for this particular brand of boat, mainly due to popularity of certain Facebook pages

That boat was nice, but the Haines tax on it is ridiculous

by Skinny19R June 4, 2018

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Hades

King of the Underworld, ruler of the Greco-Roman afterlife. Quite literally took a wife by the name of Persephone, daughter of Demeter. Is often branded a villain in most modern works, even though he's portrayed as a "strict and just, even handed" ruler in ancient depictions. Does not really have blue fire for hair.

"Do you see that quiet guy in the middle of that crowd? Definitely a Hades."

by Persephone_81 June 18, 2018

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