A guy who is 6'3 about 305 pounds, who is always drunk, and running down the streets of New Orleans, punching cars and lamp posts, hurting his hands more than anything... Jäger Hulk has no real powers.
I saw this jäger hulk walking down bourbon street and he grabbed this little guy, like a bear would a salmon, AMAZING SPEED for his size, and I was like "Oh are they friends, are they lovers, what's going on here?" And the little guy said "who are you, get your hands off me" and I'm like, "oh they're not friends or lovers... This is assault."
by the yeet August 16, 2014
Get the Jäger Hulkmug. When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.
Also she can have a "hulk smash body"
Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch
Also she can have a "hulk smash body"
Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch
Man 1: Damn shes fine
Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!
Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!
Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!
Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!
by JPMDSK September 16, 2009
Get the Hulk Smashmug. When one aggressively inserts his hands into the vaginas of two plus-sized females simultaneuosly, in a Toys 'R Us parking lot.
"Instead of buying Christmas presents for his kids this year, Chad decided to spend his money on something for himself, so he got 2 prostitutes and gave them Hulk-Hands for Christmas."
by Martian12 August 9, 2012
Get the Hulk-Handsmug. To "Red Hulk" Is to cry like a little bitch long enough that your face gets red and puffy, and every one laughs at you for being a massive "puss-puss and you cry even harder, like a little bitch.
In some cases, it happens to teens, 13 and up.
Happens to Prisoners the first time they go to/Gets raped at Jail.
Has a Long lasting effect when Pale skinned.
In some cases, it happens to teens, 13 and up.
Happens to Prisoners the first time they go to/Gets raped at Jail.
Has a Long lasting effect when Pale skinned.
Example One
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see Michael?
Guy 2: Why, What happened?
Guy 1: He's crying like a bitch!
Guy 2: Should we help him?
Guy 1: FUCK DAT SHIT! let's laugh at him!
Guy 2: 'Aight
Example Two
Guy 1: Did you see that fine ass on the new prisoner?
Guy 2: Yeaaah, He's going to Red Hulk when i get ahold of his ass
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see Michael?
Guy 2: Why, What happened?
Guy 1: He's crying like a bitch!
Guy 2: Should we help him?
Guy 1: FUCK DAT SHIT! let's laugh at him!
Guy 2: 'Aight
Example Two
Guy 1: Did you see that fine ass on the new prisoner?
Guy 2: Yeaaah, He's going to Red Hulk when i get ahold of his ass
by Mr360Kicks February 7, 2014
Get the Red Hulkmug. Hulk bulking is the art of bulk eating whilst going to the gym. Testosterone is also used as a boost by meat heads at the gym to get maximum gains. People who hulk bulk walk around with size XS T-shirts on to make themselves look even bigger whilst bulking.
"Hey sam, I hear you were hulk bulking the past few months! How's it going?"
Sam: " Yeah, been hitting so much test and going to the gym everyday. You should try hulk bulking "
Sam: " Yeah, been hitting so much test and going to the gym everyday. You should try hulk bulking "
by Mikethebigboss October 9, 2013
Get the Hulk Bulkmug. by Hulk Penis June 4, 2014
Get the hulk penismug. by austin barker December 9, 2008
Get the jr hulkmug.