a pathetic hairy gay bottom or a submissive gay man who looks butch but is actually very much someones bitch, usually only picked up when drunk.
"you think thats pathetic, let me show you a real "Hoss McHosserson!""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""
by Boysinberry December 21, 2007
Get the "Hoss McHosserson"mug. Has a 57+ inch chest. Sweetheart. But not for long. Known to be hosstyle in many situations. Ketchup boats the fuck out of his fries. Dosent eat blu cheese on his sweet hot wings. Tugs his balls. Loves his cats. Speeks fluent trailer park boys. Shoots knee high saucies Ferda. And that’s what I appreciates bout him
by Ferda! June 5, 2018
Get the Hossmug. A mind-numbingly large number coined by googologist Johnathan Bowers equal to {100, 100(1)/2} in BEAF.
Sadly, this number is ill-defined as BEAF isn't formalized past tetrational arrays.
It was named after the nickname that Bowers called his late grandpa.
Sadly, this number is ill-defined as BEAF isn't formalized past tetrational arrays.
It was named after the nickname that Bowers called his late grandpa.
Person 1: What's the biggest number you can think of?
Person 2: Big Hoss!
Person 1: That's ill-defined, idiot.
Heavy Weapons Guy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.
Person 2: Big Hoss!
Person 1: That's ill-defined, idiot.
Heavy Weapons Guy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.
by eighteen18XVIII July 9, 2025
Get the Big Hossmug. A hoss is an absolute alpha male unit. He gets all the hottest bitches and other men fear him. A hoss pulls up to the 10 year reunion and hops out of a blacked out Cullinan wearing a $8000 Tom Ford suit, an iced out Patek that costs $150K, and a gorgeous foreign model on his arm. He walks into a bar and women start to touch themselves and lesser men cower away and avert their gaze.
As a verb: I'm boutta go into this bar and hoss on some fools
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.
by Beeph69 December 5, 2021
Get the Hossmug.