horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...
"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"
by Dawnrose February 18, 2018
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horizontal

drinking so much alcohol that all you can think about is having to lie down on the ground, right then and there, horizontal.
“yo are you going to drink with us tonight?”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”
by finmtaf January 02, 2021
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horizontal lengthage

horizontal lengthage (ˌhôrəˈzän(t)l / leNG(k)TH / ij) : The amount of distance you gain in a single instance on a horizontal axis (can be applied in the air) (applies to melee and ranged weapons as well as projectiles)

Some people could say that this is a synonym of ''range''
Oh my god dude! Did you see the amount of horizontal lengthage I just got from that!
Wow dude! That horizontal lengthage was crazy!
Doomfist's Seismic Slam ability from OverWatch can get an impressive amount of horizontal lengthage .
Did you see the horizontal lengthage on this flail!?
by JokerGoat September 24, 2018
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horizontalitis

N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.
Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.

He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
by CramApple1999 March 29, 2023
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horizontal intergration

To fuck horizontally
horizontal intergration; Having sexual intercourse in a horizontal manner

guy 1: hey who was that girl?
guy 2: just some girl I horizontally integrated with
guy 1: ahh some good ol horizontal integration, fornicate brother
by jlhi99 April 20, 2018
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Horizontal Shortbus

When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.
Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?

My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.
by Desi Dukes July 09, 2017
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the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol
Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee May 10, 2011
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