dream hoodie

Something a virgin wears, an ugly piece of clothing

Person 1 “did you see Barthalamuel’s dream hoodie?”

Person 2 “Yeah no wonder he lives in his mom’s basement.”

by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022

Hoody Bow

n. The act of nearing the end of cleaning ones teeth whilst wearing a hoody. As you lean over the sink to spit, one arm comes across the front of the body to catch the toggles of said hoody in a bow- like manner.

Person 1: "What's that white stuff on your hoody?"

Person 2: "I was in a rush this morning and forgot to do the 'hoody bow'"

Person 1: "Oh"

by Dan_the_01 May 5, 2011

Scuba hoodie

When a male uses his foreskin as a built-in condom

I was rawdoggin this chic last night and before I came I put my scuba hoodie on !!!

by Dunzo danny July 8, 2022

Hoodie Yad

A youtuber who has way too much free time and likes to act like he knows stuff. favorite slang is cattta, young boy , and PAUSEEEE

whose that young boy oh its just hoodie yad

by Sr. Kauser April 20, 2022

Purple Hoodie

The offical center of a Scene outfit.
P.S. view scene style or scene clothes

OMFGZZ!!!! His purple hoodie is sooo Scenelisious :D

by Lovelyloser <3 October 16, 2008

minecraft hoodie

a fucking huge nerd

Guy 1: Oh yeah I browse reddit alllll day
Guy 2: you fucking minecraft hoodie
Guy 1: You Are So Rude Boi Im Gonna Downvote That X'dddd

by dickmungus January 14, 2017

The Hoodie Effect

This is when you see someone with a hoodie, and you find them attractive without realizing it. This only works on some people, and you will probably stare at that person for a long time.

He has The Hoodie Effect on me, he's so hot!

by zulily123 May 9, 2014