cottage cheese hen

When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.
Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."
by Jacobill April 18, 2008
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My Hen Laid A Haddock

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.
My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!
by Koshevoi July 24, 2010
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Little Red Hen Complex

When a person becomes convinced that they are the only one doing any work, and that no one else deserves any reward in the end.
Jeesh, I'm so sick of Lisa and her Little Red Hen Complex. If she'd ever pull her head out of her ass, she might notice how much we carry her ass!
by salu1999 August 05, 2008
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wetter than a wet hen

The action of sweating profusely to the point where you’re dripping more than a wet hen
She was wetter than a wet hen, till the cows come home.
by CheVelle 50 December 13, 2021
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Hen Thai 10 Tackles

A more polite way of saying you have weird japanese fetishes
-"I love watching Hen Thai 10 Tackles"
-"Is that a new show or something"?
by Niggerology expert May 31, 2019
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Utilizing the tantalizing powers of hennessey to make the things you say more interesting, make women appear more attractive and make yourself virtually invincible to criticism.

Downside of letting the hen outta the coop is the propensity to remove one's pants and wear them as a hat.
As soon as I let the hen outta the coop I was the coolest guy in the room.

Dude ... whatever ... you passed out.
by Shep August 15, 2003
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Madder than a wet hen

Used in common phrases by rednecks/ white trash. It means to be madder than a wet hen, and when a hen gets wet; it gets really mad. The term cannot be said the way it looks though. You have to break it up all redneck like. Such as the example.
Jim: Whats up buddy?

You: Man, im madderd n a wet hen! (madder than a wet hen)
by Redneck Guy June 14, 2010
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