having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!

by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

Having a Ben

1. The act of masturbating
2. Someone who jerks off up to 4 times a day
3. Someone who jerks off in public, aka. a school toilet

Omg, he's having a Ben in the cupboard!

by SashiChucks December 08, 2008

Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

by mm.spook👻 January 14, 2021

Have a cheeseburger

Means just chill out , calm down .

Could also be like a I don't care attitude

Example 1:
John: Dude you forgot my shoes !!!?!

Cameron: My bad dude ill bring them tomorrow , have a cheeseburger ...

Example 2 :
John: I won all the science fairs so far !

Cameron: Have a cheeseburger ..

by Zexonlamez May 22, 2011

Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.

Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.

by Dirky D. April 02, 2018

Have a winnie

1. To defecate.
2. To poo

"I'll be back in a moment, I need to have a winnie

by LemonySnickets January 02, 2021

Have a relax

Where you have good intentions to relax but your whole body and thoughts take you to Manhattan. You end up being a high class escort who just can’t have a relax

Shardequa was on day three of a bender paid for by her latest client. As she racked another gram, she sighed, when am I ever going to have a relax? Then she ate four more pills and dropped two tabs. Have a lack of a dictionary definition Missy out for more pills and drop to have a lighter say I want to come home after work and then my dam Lena kids and then my my way to kids want to interrupt me but I just want to have a relax

by shardymchardy April 03, 2021