guidoville

see guido
A town in habited by guidos. usually down by the Jersey Shore, but occasionally in parts of New York City and other surrounding urabn areas. Frequent sitings of young, Italian men dressed in tracksuits with tight white tees, gold chains, and muscle cars.

Kerri: Wanna come down to my beach house this summer?
Me: Sure! Which beach is it at?
Kerri: Oh, down in Lavalette.
Me: Oh, it's in guidoville!

by jersey girl April 24, 2005

Guido

spends a lot of time getting ready in front of the mirror (probably longer than a woman), has enormous amounts of gel in his hair, wears a tight t-shirt or wife-beater and somehow eventually ends up with his shirt off. Ed Hardy shirts are preferred but if you're a poor guido Affliction shirts will do the trick. Other essential fashion accessories include designer sunglasses, gaudy jewelry (earrings, necklaces) and torn, stonewashed/white jeans. Steroids are almost a must and you must work out while looking into a mirror at all times. Over-Tanning is essential and a preferred look is an oompa-loompa shade of orange.The guido is very much into his looks, has a large ego, very proud of his italian ancestry, and very much into techno/euro-trance/beats music. This form of music gives way to the guido fist-pump and other forms of gyration. Guidos can dance anywhere including - but not limited to- parking lots and beaches. When guidos go out to party they engage in binge drinking, lame come-ons to anyone of the opposite sex, the guido-fist pump/dance off and the eventual roid-rage fight at the end of the night.

These guidos at the beach are cracking me up with their dancing.

by 305 guy December 22, 2009

Guild Wars

A MMORPG game that is constantly fighting against WOW. Though it has only been created a few years ago, thousands of people play every hour. There are 4 game extensions. The 3 current main ones are Prophecies, Nightfall, and Factions. The other one is Eye Of The North, and its for high levelled characters, seeming to be a sequel to prophecies. There are many Proffessions, which are:
Warrior
Ranger
Elementist
Mesmer
Dervish
Paragon
Monk
Necromancer

Unfortunately, alot of noob's like to play guild wars, so be on the lookout whenever you create a team or whenever you start chatting.

There are also 2 main playing types which are RP and PVP. The difference in RP and PVP in Guild Wars is that RP are characters that start as lvl 1 or 2. They can explore everywhere and have to do missions and fight, also getting elite armor. PVP is for ABing or unlocking skills. You only get main armour and you can only go in PVP areas. You can't do missions or quests and this is mostly used for Allaince Battling, which is a big help to your guild.

Unlike WOW, Guild Wars is very fun to play and you can easily exit out of it anytime except when in a mission. Though, WOW and GW have their good points, none is superior to the other except in opinions.

When your in guild wars alot of people use ingame terms e.g.

Blade: Hey, whats your build?
Kayden: *gives build* sorry man, I'm still unlocking my nec skills so my build sucks.
Blade: Well in the mish your good enough to protect Togo.
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Jeffree: Lets meet in GH to AB!Kurz rox! Lux sux.
Kameron: Kay. My friend is a lux tho so try not to say that alot.
MiMi: It's fine. I think im gonna visit isles though while you practice for the AB battle cause I need to choose my guild hall. I'll meet up in a few, good luck against the luxons.
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Kameron: DUDE THAT LUX SIN TOTALLY OWNED US
Mimi: We pwn
Jeffree: ugh im going on my war, he has good armour.

by Chibihime December 22, 2008

Guido

An Italian-American who still lives with their parents (usually in the basement) at the age of 30, with NO intention of ever leaving! Bad taste in clothes, music, and cars. Usually have BAD tempers, desperately need anger management, and take anger out on either their material possessions, or their girlfriends! Known to reside in the NY Tri-State area, and have the worst grammar out of every culture!

Uses terms and phrases like: "Youse guys" (when talking to another guido, no matter how old or what the relation, usually calls them by "kid", "coz", "bra" (pronounces bro)
Another example: My guido-duesch-EX-bf, who lives in Queens, NY

by MizzBabyBlues July 27, 2010

Anti-Guild

To develop a taste for extreme backlogging, being devoured whole, and becoming a spam monkey.

You think you know, but you have no idea.

by Teh Elf April 29, 2005

indo-guido slut

Female counterpart to an indo-guido. consists of indian girls who love to go clubbing with IG males. generally seen wearing short dresses or extremely low cut tops with tight jeans. straightened hair, eyeliner, lots of makeup, and large hoop earrings are also general characteristics.
Accessories also include : Stilettos,Excessive Perfume, and numerous other flashy types of jewelry.
Mannerisms : Hair flicking, booty dancing, being all over IG boys.

and KNEEPADS.

"did you see those indo-guido sluts in the new jay sean video?"

by Cheesh May 18, 2008

Guido dance

The guido dance is a series of alternating vertical air punches, done without moving anything else. It was invented by Russians in the Ural mountains with a downward pumping motion, but the guidos don't want you to know that. The Italians took it sometime around World War I, and used their vast network of spies to hide the existence of the more noble Ural dance.

See that moron flailing his arms in the air? Yeah, he's doing a Guido Dance.

by bad news bares December 9, 2008