Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.

They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.

by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023

heavyfire grunt

A person who acts like an idiot over online gaming services.

Man that guy is being such a heavyfire grunt

by Evolutions May 20, 2010

Grunt Ring

Ring around the dick head

Every man has a grunt ring around his dick head

by Andy richard October 15, 2017

Retard Grunt

The act of making a loud constipated grunting sound at somebody that did something retarded.

"UGGHHH!" <-- Retard Grunt.

by Ballstothewall. January 28, 2012

smuggle and grunt

wirral rhyming slang 4 cunt

ur a ryt smuggle and grunt

by Jamie Woody's Barmy Army January 16, 2008

stall grunts

Someone who grunts while they take a shit in a public stall even when there is someone in the stall next to them.

I had a hard time shitting at the fair while the dude in the stall next to me was letting out some loud stall grunts.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Grunt fold

The area of skin between your scrotum and your anus.

''Oh no, James... I wiped some shit on my grunt fold'

by The Jizz Crusader March 22, 2016