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exit grunt

The sound a person makes when giving that extra umph to complete the passing of an enormous chocolate log.
Dude, we were in a public bathroom, why did that asshole in stall 3 have to give an exit grunt?
by Chredwards April 7, 2017
mugGet the exit gruntmug.

Grunt Ring

Every man has a grunt ring around his dick head
by Andy richard October 15, 2017
mugGet the Grunt Ringmug.

Military Grunt Cunt

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt
by EmJayee October 5, 2017
mugGet the Military Grunt Cuntmug.

Grunt

A collective word for all types of porn/pornography, arising from the noise recipients make whilst reading or watching it, and also by the performers.
Johnny is in his bedroom watching grunt on his laptop whilst his dad is in his shed looking at old grunt magazines.
by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018
mugGet the Gruntmug.

Cunt Grunt

The cunt grunt is very much like it's sister word, qweef with the cunt grunt being a more masculine of the, yet still all female. The cunt grunt is something the male partner will experience as he gets deeper into his relationship with the one who grunts the cunt
Yo,you and Ole girl been together for a while way past that honeymoon phase almost in the no more sex portion, you should try to enjoy her cunt grunt. She trusts you and maybe you won't have to go through cut off no sex part.
by Thorbo February 2, 2023
mugGet the Cunt Gruntmug.

Grunts

Grunts are yourragegaming superior viewers while subs dick ride Josh all day. subs often say "w mode" showing that they really dick suck/ride Josh. the subs have no sense of humor while grunts have amazing humor, subs are 300 pounds of pure fat while grunts are bodybuilders and get bitches, subs never leave their house and get no bitch's and often beat they beat to Josh (grunts on top)
"Why are Grunts so sexy" "idk they just superior in every way possible"
by GlockWhispers July 26, 2021
mugGet the Gruntsmug.

grunt

The stupid little cowardly aliens in halo
guy 1: dude I'm beating a legendary mission without dying, I'm so freaking close!!!!
guy 2: oh that's so awesome, hey bro I know a gli-(grts cut of by the sound of a plasma grenade exploding)
guy 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! MOTHERFUCKING SUICIDE GRUNTS!!!!!
by 1234bobbyyyy September 28, 2015
mugGet the gruntmug.

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