groceries

A bag with different things in it.

As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.

I went to the store for groceries, but since it's just 'a bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it.

by animaltrainer78 April 3, 2025

Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.

You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!

by Asshole862 November 14, 2011

Bagged the groceries

Verb, past tense - To bang a hot girl.

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.

by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018

Eatin Groceries

Eatin Groceries

A clean way of saying goin down on a woman!

So & So got caught eatin Groceries at my house the other night!

by Hooker 2 May 8, 2021

GROCERY BAG

a reference to the skin tone of black people in the United States. People darker than a grocery bag were denied entry to churches, universities, and social events. More recently, it represents the skin color of the "ideal" black woman

And I got her, nigga: grocery bag

by Calypso268 October 31, 2021

grocery

An item that can be easily obtained with sufficient money and a travel to the nearest grocery store. This contrasts with the elusive nature of acquiring additional screen time from parents, which often lacks a specific method or location.

While the grocery store is just a short trip away, negotiating for extra screen time feels like an uphill battle.

by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025

grocery gas

Fuel bought at a place outside of a major gas company.

Friend A: Man, gas prices are getting crazy-high lately. It's up to 2.48 a gallon.
Friend B: I told you about that. Better off going to Ingles or Kroger and pump that 1.98 grocery gas and keep it moving.

by McWritah January 14, 2016