Madame Grobing

This is the saying when a person has an insane amount of ticks, especially on the face. They cannot stop even if they try and others will most likely bully them about it.

Johnny: "What the fuck is up with this bitch?"
Tommy: "She's fucking Madame Grobing you retard"
Johnny: "She be looking like a fucking monster, holy shit"
Tommy: "Classic Madame Grobing"

by Johnny dam September 15, 2019

groinal acreage

Priapic girth.

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

groin garage

male genitilia. often the big scary, monster-like kind.

"i'm gonna stab him in the groin garage too!"

by Jadizzle June 29, 2007

groin smear

1) total awesome song by the band Black Prophecies a href="www.myspace.com/blackpropheciesmetal"Black Prophecies Myspace Page/a
2) Premature ejaculation

OMG I just groin smeared

by FaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceLO October 18, 2008

Groin grease

The Sweat That Builds Up Around The Inner Thighs And Knackers Of A Salad Dodger On a Hot Day

"Hey Sarah, That Bloke Shouldnt Be Wearing Those Tracky Bottoms On A Hot Day Like This Check Out That Groin Grease"
"Dirty Bastard"

by Thugz Cuny April 3, 2009

groineken

an alternative word used to describe an individuals area on the body located on the inner thighs right up near the crotch. Commonly used as groin

man: *jumps* oooooh ouch
woman: whats wrong?
man: i think i pulled my groineken

by Tomenator February 22, 2009

Grabiner

A sexy badass, who is super interesting, never boring.

"Damnnn, look at that chick, what a grabiner."

by WhallaWhalla February 5, 2010