Grandma Currency

Grandma currency is what you get paid with when you do something for your grandma. It is usually 5-10 times the amount of money you would get if you were doing the same amount of work for anyone but your grandma.
It takes you an hour to cut your grandma's grass. You would probably get paid about 10 bucks an hour at a landscaping company for doing that, but because it's for your grandma, she pays you in Grandma Currency so she decides to give you 100 bucks for it.

You: Grandma, I'm done cutting your grass.

Grandma: Oh, thank you so much. Here's a little something for you for doing that for me.
(Hands you a fresh 100-dollar bill)
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dude, i just page grandma.
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Sloppy Grandma

To uncontrollably crap your brains out.
Mike got so high, he pulled a Sloppy Grandma on his mom's couch.
by Anonymous May 29, 2003
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Slutty Grandma

See also hoe bag, whore, and Great Dane

Wrinkly, 200 year old hag that has sex with younger people.
Opal: Millie is such a slutty grandma! I wouldn't let her babysit my kids anyday!
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Grandma flabbo

in a multiple choice question the answer that is clearly wrong. Always choice D.
What brand was Jeff's first dildo?
A: Lickin' Lizard
B: Orgasmatron
C: Super Vibe
D: Grandma Flabbo
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grandma salad

five old ladies, or more, sitting in a steam room.
Your grandma and all her friends go sit in the steam room after they hog the pools. It's a grandma salad!
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ur grandma

if ur mom gets old after a while, in place of it you say ur grandma
ted-hey
ed-urmom

ted-whatsup
ed-urmom

ted-URMOM!
ed-UR GRANDMA!
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