Grandma fister

One who attempts to stick his entire fist (sometimes both) inside a woman above the age of 65.

1. Ethan, you're such a grandma fister. That bitch was old as hell.

2. Damn Ethan quit your grandma fisting older women and do your homework!

by Connor James Plaza November 16, 2011

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page grandma

dude, i just page grandma.

by johnny b-skillet October 22, 2008

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To uncontrollably crap your brains out.

Mike got so high, he pulled a Sloppy Grandma on his mom's couch.

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

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See also hoe bag, whore, and Great Dane

Wrinkly, 200 year old hag that has sex with younger people.

Opal: Millie is such a slutty grandma! I wouldn't let her babysit my kids anyday!

by Raccooninabox June 14, 2006

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in a multiple choice question the answer that is clearly wrong. Always choice D.

What brand was Jeff's first dildo?
A: Lickin' Lizard
B: Orgasmatron
C: Super Vibe
D: Grandma Flabbo

by Sidenote October 09, 2006

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five old ladies, or more, sitting in a steam room.

Your grandma and all her friends go sit in the steam room after they hog the pools. It's a grandma salad!

by Ailsa Gibbons November 06, 2006

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if ur mom gets old after a while, in place of it you say ur grandma

ted-hey
ed-urmom

ted-whatsup
ed-urmom

ted-URMOM!
ed-UR GRANDMA!

by anna45768 September 30, 2006

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