Grab The Lube

Grab the Lube

When some one gets figuratively butt fucked in day to day living.

Nick: What’s wrong man?
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.

Nick: Grab the lube.

by Slabshack November 28, 2018

Freudian Grab

Refers to a moment in which you hear or read something incorrectly, thus interpreting it as a dirty or sexual statement.

My brother in law had just finished from a long night of driving and arrived at my mom's house when we were watching the news. Recently, a small child had drowned in his family pool, so the news was doing a lot of stories on pool safety - showing children running around pools and playing under the watchful eyes of their parents. Mike glanced at the screen, took a moment, and started laughing. Wondering why he was laughing at a story of drowning children, we asked what was so funny. The title of the story was "Pool Dangers" and yet my fatigued bro-in-law was wondering why images of children would accompany the words "Pole Dancers" that he mistakenly read. This is a Freudian Grab.

by Jezthesiren September 30, 2008

Grab Job

When a girl intentionally grabs your penis without you knowing.

"Dude what happened?"
"She gave me a grab job..."

by Brando_Commando14 November 18, 2011

grabbing air

What you do, when a cop rolls up on you, and tells you to "put your hands in the air".

"The Five-O rolled up on me during a B&E. And before I knew it, I was grabbing air."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

Grab Ankle

A game played by queers, Prison rules often apply.

M@ is the undisputed GRAB ANKLE champion of the world.

by Tey97 September 25, 2004

Grab bag

When picking trash or trashing a bag that looks promising. It is likely to contian alot of valuable items.

There is a pile of grab bags over on Cleveland Street.

by handjack November 12, 2006

melon grab

grabbing a women's breasts, or melons if shes holding them

hey lambchops can i grab your melons, melon grab

by alfonso_hueso June 7, 2009