Colon gopher

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.

I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"

by Wildginerminer May 30, 2015

godteri

often small type of artisicly shaped sugar tasting things. Which kids normally buy when they got enough money for it.

mommy! can i have some Godteri

by Skjalg February 9, 2003

GotErDid

Past Tense Of Get R Done, commonly used when asking if something was accomplished.

Headed to the hospital today.

Did you have the baby? Did you Get Er Did?

by MIke Fraancesco June 14, 2005

Gopher

When your busting for a shit and your holding on, and the shit pops its head out and tough's your underwear and pop's back up your ass and continues to repeat untill you find a toilet to release...

Person 1. : hey babe I have a gopher.
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol

by Luke 7279 June 12, 2013

gopher

An evil rodent that spreads the evil monkey pox disease. They have sold their souls to their satanic leaders- the monkeys- in exchange for eternal dominion over their arch nemesis: the weasels.

I bought a gopher at the petshop. Then I contracted monkey pox and died.

by Fowzilla November 25, 2003

Gopher Holing

Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.

Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!

by Meganfoxsuckedmydick April 18, 2009

gopher it

1337 way of saying Go For It.

mole 1) You think i should paint that shit?
mole 2) Gopher it nigga dont be scared.
mole 1) fasho

by ThatMoleFaSho March 11, 2008