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goodling

-noun-
1. An attractive naif, who has been enticed by others to do illegal or immoral actions, believing that they are legal or moral.

2. One who pretends that she has information that would 'rat out' those higher than her, then takes the fall when she is granted immunity.

-verb-

1. The act of covering up for others, once you are in the clear.
1. "She really believed that the laws didn't apply to her. What a goodling!"

2. "Her lawyer got her immunity, and then she said she was the one who killed JFK and kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. What a goodling!"

3. When Congress started to cross-examine her, it was obvious that she was goodling."
by John Berger June 13, 2007
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Goodie Hoodie

Preferably a black hoodie but could be any color, puts you in your own comfort zone, it can be baggy or just the right size. It gives you support whenever you need to sleep.
Ahmed left his goodie hoodie at home.
Goodie hoodies are banned at school.
The principle took Ahmed's goodie hoodie.
by Ahmed. K Quarantine May 2, 2020
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goodies

This would be high grade marijuana, hydro, kush, headies.
What really good with the goodies.
by SouthernSlang August 4, 2009
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gooder

Lasy people's way of saying better.
Chocolate is gooder than ice cream.
by Amanda August 9, 2004
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Gooder

Used to describe an item of particular goodness. Most often when referring to rolled up endo.
Check it out, homie rolled a gooder.
Damn, that is a gooder. Spark it.
by LHazel September 24, 2010
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GoodleDubs

When a person's back is so extremely fat their folds resemble a pair of titties on their back.
Yo dudes, I'm dating a chick with massive tatas! Six pairs of them if you count the GoodleDubs!
by GoodleDubs November 15, 2021
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GoobleDobbler

A gobbledobbler, runs fast and kill lions with its spear.
Wears a rag to hide the genitals. AKA the pool stick and the balls.
This can also be referred to as a:
Hunting African Negro
DAMNMN!! That Goobledobbler just ran a 2 minute mile, and caught the cheetah, and ate its heart, then said some shit like
Xoj!!#Jofai!

And yelled at the top of its lungs, than ran into a hut...
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