A world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to Disc Golf. Always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, Ball Golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. Invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, Ball Golf requires a "course" often a country club or grassy area marked "whites only." To play, one needs balls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. No one knows why.
person 1 "Would you like to play a game of Ball Golf?"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"
by jimmyrunningdeep April 20, 2009
A game that is seemingly only played by old hippies and college students. College hippies seem to excel at this sport. One of the many sports that always seem easier when stoned and/or drunk.
The game is rather simple, throw a disc (frisbee-type thingy) into the basket (a pole with chains and a wire basket).
There are many different types of discs for many different types of throws. Courses can vary greatly, from wide-open flat courses to heavily wooded areas, to areas wrought with water hazards and areas with large hills and sudden drop-offs.
Disc Golf is also loosely termed "off-road golf" as the courses tend to be a lot harder than ball golf courses, in terms of the fairways and the rough.
The game is rather simple, throw a disc (frisbee-type thingy) into the basket (a pole with chains and a wire basket).
There are many different types of discs for many different types of throws. Courses can vary greatly, from wide-open flat courses to heavily wooded areas, to areas wrought with water hazards and areas with large hills and sudden drop-offs.
Disc Golf is also loosely termed "off-road golf" as the courses tend to be a lot harder than ball golf courses, in terms of the fairways and the rough.
by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight September 21, 2004
A particularly virulent strain of Gonorrhea caused by illicit sexual intercourse with Tiger Woods. In the US, known incidences have increased rapidly since November of 2009, although it is not clear exactly how long this disease has run rampant.
Golf Clap cannot be spread by sharing toilets and bathrooms or by those who have Jesse Jamesed
Golf Clap cannot be spread by sharing toilets and bathrooms or by those who have Jesse Jamesed
"If I have Golf Clap, can it be transmitted to my unborn, out of wedlock, child?"
"If I am experiencing and outbreak of Golf Clap, should I avoid sexual intercourse with men dressed as Nazi's?"
"If I am experiencing and outbreak of Golf Clap, should I avoid sexual intercourse with men dressed as Nazi's?"
by ratchet42 April 21, 2010
A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.
Compare to barnyard Frisbee.
Compare to barnyard Frisbee.
Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
The hot new golf simulations from CrapTec that often shows up in misspelled google searches for "gulf war", whose titles eerily reflect the situations of the actual gulf wars.
by supaDISC March 20, 2005
The golf clap is considered the most sophisticated clap of American culture and is normally associated with the upper classes. It is unusual in that it is preformed with a bit of reservation and thoughtful rhythm, unlike other claps which consist of haphazardly flailing obese arms in hopes that the palms occasionally make contact to produce the loudest noise possible.
The golf clap is usually preformed after American high society pastimes such as ruining the global market, sending poorer Americans to kill as many brown yuropians as possible, and ingesting near lethal doses of cocaine over brunch.
The golf clap is usually preformed after American high society pastimes such as ruining the global market, sending poorer Americans to kill as many brown yuropians as possible, and ingesting near lethal doses of cocaine over brunch.
Renowned American stateswoman Sarah Palin preforms a golf clap after taking out wolf packs and moose herds with missiles from her Apache hunting helicopter.
by Eutectic September 10, 2012
by lastdayofmagic March 03, 2010