Goldfish

Cool, smart, lucky mofos like Arian

You radiate goldfish energy - massive goldfish energy dare I say.

by chubbybeespls July 10, 2023

spooky goldfish

the most epic gamer

everyone: wow spooky goldfish is a great youtuber

everyone else: I know

by Spooky Goldfish November 30, 2020

Goldfish

A cute (but slightly fishy) pet.

I have a pet goldfish

by Goldswishy November 9, 2020

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020

Very-Sad Goldfish

A Wannabe YouTuber who hasn't posted anything on his channel yet but I'm still subscribed to for some reason.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"

by Someone_Named_Joshua November 2, 2020

Goldfishing

Pronunciation: Goldfishing (gowld · fi · shuhng)

Goldfishing is when someone or something is focusing on a particular thing (a task, people, objects) and suddenly, almost instantaneously, they lose focus on what they had originally been focused on and direct their attention to something else.

This is derived from the phenomenon that a goldfish's memory is a few seconds long.

"Dude, did you see my dog? He was chasing a squirrel, but he kept goldfishing onto the people walking on the street!"

by Paper Towels March 25, 2021

goldfish walking

1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?

1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.

by I am r o c k April 8, 2021