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Get off my Dick

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"
Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.
by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022
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Get off my skiis

Phrase used in a derogatory fashion to deter one from copying or following another's actions.
When KQ used the phrase "sandy vagina"; I alerted him to get off my skiis as I was the one who coined this phrase
by El Diablo fin August 26, 2009
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shit or get off the pot

A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.
We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"
by MC Celebrity April 23, 2010
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get off my bone

"Damn, this is going no were, get off my bone."
by Captain Cheesewhiz January 11, 2012
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Get your egg off

"When I go to the shopping centre, I'm going to get my egg off in the Target changerooms!"

"Hey Burza, gonna get your egg off on Saturday night?"
by Max Sollmer December 13, 2012
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Get off me

- A popular sentence used by streamers who don’t like other players that are better than them

See also- your trash, fuck you kid etc
by Wheat master 64 October 9, 2019
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Get off my pitch

When you want someone to leave you alone, get out of your way, get out of your sight ETC, you say: "Get off my pitch!"
Boss: "This is the 15th time you've been late for work!"
Employee: "Sorry Sir! My dog had a really bad seizure and I had to rush him to the vet."
Boss: "I've had enough of your stupid excuses. You're fired! Now get off my pitch!!!"
by Overdrive2005 September 9, 2015
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