No Memes in General Day

One complete day of no memes in general, if a meme is found in general the user would be banned and put on trial

I better try not to post memes in general, considering today is no memes in general day!

by xDVLSxLegacy December 11, 2020

12th General Order of a Sentry

There are 11 General Orders of a Sentry, however there is a twelth refered to by many Navy."To walk my post from flank to flank and take no shit from any rank. If he is a chief I will let him pass, if he is an officer he can kiss my a**."

The 12th General Order of a Sentry is fairly close to the 11th in meaning

by EmilyElizabeth August 15, 2008

table general

The person who directs the movement, placement, and direction of food at the dinner table, particularly at a large meal or gathering. This can be achieved by democracy, but is more typically dictated by strength of character and who has the best spatial relations... or just the most experience with food.

"We were overwhelmed by the amount of food on the table for the 12-person Christmas dinner. Luckily Grandpa was an efficient table general.

by President Warren G. Harding December 28, 2010

general herpes

fungus that is spread all over the body, not just on genitals.

Omgrofl! You have general herpes all over you!

by El Nicko June 2, 2008

Minge Meister General

The individual within a group of young men who is usually most successful attracting ladies whilst out on the pull.

a) It is usually the best looking guy.
b) Or the most suave who has good patter.
c) Or the one that the girls know who has a big penis.

It is a common myth that the 'clown' of the group actually attracts the women because of their 'humour.' In a survey of 100 jellyfish, only 3% said they preferred the clown to the dude.

"Fuckin' hell! Rob's only pulled a smokin' chick again! The lucky cunt! He truly is the minge meister general!"

by Minge Meister Minor August 11, 2007

Giving Birth to a General in the Burns Unit

To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.

Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.

by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009

5 star general

A man who runs the game whatever it may be. In school at work or in the streets. He pull all the tite girls and never forgets the rules ov the game. His life revolves around M.O.E. Money over everything.

Im a 5 Star general so get dont get between me and my money or you will get fucked up.

by fivestarg July 22, 2009