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gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo
Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.
by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023
mugGet the gurtedmug.

Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.
She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.
by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019
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Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.
James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.
by SilliestTransgirl August 19, 2022
mugGet the Chocolate Go-Gurtmug.

Gurting

When a person does something very smart, but also very dangerous.
by birriatacoss on discord April 11, 2025
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gurt

some mf who always finds a way to get involved in new slang
"ts so kevin bro"
"gurt: yo"
by fentmaxxer56565656 May 3, 2025
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Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state
Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!
by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024
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Gurt

yo
by Pexishit FC May 18, 2025
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