grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.

Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."

by coubatis May 27, 2018

Grocery Whore

Someone, most likely a Karen, who buys everything in bulk so theres nothing left for anyone else

That grocery whore bought all the toilet paper.

by mrsbubbles September 11, 2020

grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.

He got a grocery dick.

by Hp September 6, 2016

Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.

You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!

by Asshole862 November 14, 2011

Big Grocery

A person who eats constantly and will by their own actions, or feelings of shame, consume copious amounts of groceries.

And then it happened again.., Larry a.k.a. big grocery, finished off the entire box of cereal in one sitting.

Listen up guys! When we get done eating dinner tonight that's it till morning! We're not going all big grocery this evening.

by ginsu_knife June 14, 2016

Grocery Boy

A cute boy, such as one you might find bagging groceries at Publix.

Example 1. "Oh, he's definitely a grocery boy!"
Example 2. "I saw the cutest grocery boy at the store the other day!"

Example 3.

Person One: "This is the new guy I'm going out with."
Person Two: "Wow, he's a real grocery boy!"

by anonymous January 2, 2024

grocery bags

another word for a woman's boobs or a woman's saggy boobs

Friend: Man your girlfriend has some huge grocery bags to carry.

by Fr0stySauce January 29, 2020