by meganoshua December 24, 2010

Guy1: Did you see The Polar Grizzlies last night?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Never mind you are gay......
Guy 2: :(
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Never mind you are gay......
Guy 2: :(
by LetKiller September 7, 2011

by someonegrizzly July 24, 2012

Similar to a Kitten Mitten but instead of being soft and silky it is comprised of very coarse bear, badger or bulldog pelt and a tanned lining of grizzly skin or innards. Grizzly Gloves are known all over the world for providing its wearers intense Grizzly powers. These powers include but are certainly not limited to the ability to hibernate, grizzly leg strength, salmon catching skills and mauling ability TOP SCORE. Minor drawbacks to the prolonged use of Grizzly Gloves are a predisposition to honey addiction, intense fear of forest fires and sudden uncontrollable urges to pilfer picnic baskets.
Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
by Honey Bree July 22, 2010

by mrcrackhead March 25, 2011

by Jgrizzly June 1, 2020

by n0kkie January 11, 2024
